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Cat Converter

Feline conversion of room warmth for a purrfect day

Cat Converter thanks to Barry McCartney

A warm reception for the cats at home

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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