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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump