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So that's why no one parked there before

Carsicle thanks to Jim Serritella

Finding a dry parking spot on a freezing winter day

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Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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