Career Choices

In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

A plumber's idea of Cleopatra. - WC Fields

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. - Gilbert Gottfried

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Should not a career be something splendid, wonderful, spectacular or, at the very least, something varied and exciting? - Lucy Maud Montgomery

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway