Car-Eating Cow

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Persist as resolutely as you persist in eating. - Maori Saying

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

Back Four Seconds: What a clock does when it's hungry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright