Car-Eating Cow

Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

Persist as resolutely as you persist in eating. - Maori Saying

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Eating an artichoke is like getting to know someone really well. - Willi Hastings

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Mushrooms can be very fancy. It's the closest you can get to eating dirt. - Tom Colicchio

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm not from a maple producing area and so my maple syrup credentials are very much of the eating side. - Nancy Greeme

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds