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Car-Eating Cow

Sign that it’s the Hungry Season Down Under

Car-Eating Cow thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Beware of large bovines on Australian roads

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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The appetite grows by eating. - Francois Rabelais

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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