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Car-Eating Cow

Sign that it’s the Hungry Season Down Under

Car-Eating Cow thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Beware of large bovines on Australian roads

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In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Eating an artichoke is like getting to know someone really well. - Willi Hastings

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti


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