QuotaBillsIt's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn
The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield
Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky
Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols
For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin
The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry
By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton
People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds
I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr
Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles
Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman