QuotaBillsIt's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton
My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr
When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur
We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt
When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles
Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman