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Canadian Swimming

Canadian athletes train in all types of field and weather conditions

Canadian Swimming thanks to Jerry VanHorne

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar


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