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The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

I never had a set of rules. Every situation is different. - Red Auerbach

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

A conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make a pile the way he did. - Gregory Nunn

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it. - Mario Cuomo

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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