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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Rules and regulations and priororities. - Archie Bunker

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it. - Mario Cuomo

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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