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Canadian Restroom Rules

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Rules and regulations and priororities. - Archie Bunker

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

A conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make a pile the way he did. - Gregory Nunn

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it. - Mario Cuomo

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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