Canadian Restroom Rules

Rules and regulations and priororities. - Archie Bunker

The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make a pile the way he did. - Gregory Nunn

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it. - Mario Cuomo

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle