Canadian Restroom Rules

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never had a set of rules. Every situation is different. - Red Auerbach

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck