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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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