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Canadian Nativity Scene

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Canadian Nativity Scene thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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