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Cold package delivery in the Moistwest Territories

Canadian Mail thanks to Jillian Hannigan

So, how cold was it for mail carriers last week?

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I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams

I got a unanimous (anonymous) letter - Archie Bunker

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

If I had more time, I would write a shorter letter. - Blaise Pascal

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I am bewildered by the thousands of strange people who write me letters. They do not know me. Why do they do that? - Greta Garbo

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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