Canadian Mail
Cold package delivery in the Moistwest Territories
So, how cold was it for mail carriers last week?
QuotaBillsI get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams
Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood
If: A two-letter word for futility - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker
Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson
If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
The most important part of doctrine is the first two letters. - David C. Egner
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings
That letter's too old! What I mean to say - it's subspired. - Archie Bunker
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain
They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best
A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal
I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden
The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis
Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka
South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman
Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney
Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler
Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman