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Cold package delivery in the Moistwest Territories

Canadian Mail thanks to Jillian Hannigan

So, how cold was it for mail carriers last week?

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I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams

Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

If: A two-letter word for futility - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

The most important part of doctrine is the first two letters. - David C. Egner

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

That letter's too old! What I mean to say - it's subspired. - Archie Bunker

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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