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Cultural etiquette: the final showdown of manners

Canadian Lemmings thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Canadian Manners and Etiquette - Guide to Canada, eh

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Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

What once were vices are manners now. - Seneca

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - Brian Mullin

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. - Jacob Braude

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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