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Canadian Lemmings

Cultural etiquette: the final showdown of manners

Canadian Lemmings thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Canadian Manners and Etiquette - Guide to Canada, eh

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

What once were vices are manners now. - Seneca

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. - Jacob Braude

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Gratitude goes far beyond saying 'thank you.' When we are grateful, we affirm that a source of goodness exists in our lives. - Robert A Emmons

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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