Canadian Drive-Thru
Timmy's is a Canadian cowpoke tradition
Time for a coffee break home on the range
QuotaBillsHas Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown
Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally
I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro
Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com