Canadian Drive-Thru

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown