Canadian Diary

Everyone should keep someone else's diary. - Oscar Wilde

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Sorry, I'm still a dialectical materialist. - Fidel Castro

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve. - David Sedaris

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit. - Enoch Powell

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama