QuotaBillsFocus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier
Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump
Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford
Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story
Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg
Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson
Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams
I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page
I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X
Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome
I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain
Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno
I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan
Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman
Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney
I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young
Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper
The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman
Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright
If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell
Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie
The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid