Canadian Cat

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli