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Canadian Cat

You moose be mistaken!

Canadian Cat thanks to Jim Serritella

Clothing for pets in the frozen north

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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