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Canadian Cat

You moose be mistaken!

Canadian Cat thanks to Jim Serritella

Clothing for pets in the frozen north

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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