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Canadian Cat thanks to Jim Serritella

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Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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