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Canadian Car Crash

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Canadian Car Crash thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Things are a little different in Canada

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

Je Ne Sais Quoi: Sorry, I don’t know what this means... - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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