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Canadian Car Crash

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Canadian Car Crash thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Things are a little different in Canada

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Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Sorry, I'm still a dialectical materialist. - Fidel Castro

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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