Canadian Car Crash

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele