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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. - Don Marquis

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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