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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. - Don Marquis

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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