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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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