Canadian Breakdancing

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay