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Camouflage Garage

Brick siding for a sliding illusive building

Camouflage Garage thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Constructing an Illusive side entrance

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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