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Camel Walkers

The dog walkers of Saudi Arabia

Camel Walkers thanks to Barry McCartney

Just in case you run out of gas in the Middle East...

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I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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