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Camel Walkers

The dog walkers of Saudi Arabia

Camel Walkers thanks to Barry McCartney

Just in case you run out of gas in the Middle East...

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

I defended the republic in my youth; I will not desert it in old age. - Cicero

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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