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Camel Walkers

The dog walkers of Saudi Arabia

Camel Walkers thanks to Barry McCartney

Just in case you run out of gas in the Middle East...

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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