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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

The camel does not see her own hump. - Greek Proverb

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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