Camel Clutch

Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The camel does not see her own hump. - Greek Proverb

A drowning man will clutch at a straw. - Sir Thomas More

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect. - Oscar Wilde

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

The most exciting rhythms seem unexpected and complex, the most beautiful melodies simple and inevitable - W H Auden

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

There is only what you want and what happens. There is only grabbing on and holding tight in the darkness. - Lauren Oliver

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. - Samuel Johnson

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. - Doris Lessing

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft