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Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

Storytelling is the calculated release of information. - Alex Garland

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Immodium Podium: why some athletes didn’t make it to the podium - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Greatness, whether athletic or otherwise, doesn't come from those content on just being but from those who seek being the difference. - Kirk Mango

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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