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I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. - Hedy Lamarr

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

Only when holiness and worship meet can evil be conquered. For that, only the Christian message has the answer. - Ravi Zacharias

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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