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Cake Message

Getting more than your money's worth at the local bakery

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The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Live everyday like its your birthday. - Paris Hilton

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. - Hedy Lamarr

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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