Cake Message

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Only when holiness and worship meet can evil be conquered. For that, only the Christian message has the answer. - Ravi Zacharias

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson