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Cake Message

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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