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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

What a man does when he is taken off his guard is the best evidence for what sort of man he is. - C S Lewis

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand


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