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Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan


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