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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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