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It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand


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