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Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

Road safety for passing bus passengers

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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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