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Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

Road safety for passing bus passengers

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X


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