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Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

Road safety for passing bus passengers

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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