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Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

Road safety for passing bus passengers

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Hangin' around her neck like an albacore - Archie Bunker

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it. - Will Rogers

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

She's not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I'm all for legalization. After all, why should surrealism be illegal? - Jarod Kintz


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