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Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

Road safety for passing bus passengers

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Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it. - Will Rogers

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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