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Buddha Plane

Change of flight plans in China

Buddha Plane thanks to Keith Blake

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Capturing an airplane's jet stream
Chinese airplane traffic controllers use divine intervention
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If you pick it, it won't heal. - Unknown

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Go out hard. Pick it up in the middle and sprint at the end. - Browning Ross

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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