#1 humor site on the 'net

Buddha Plane

Change of flight plans in China

Buddha Plane thanks to Keith Blake

Where Do You Think You Are Going?

Capturing an airplane's jet stream
Chinese airplane traffic controllers use divine intervention

QuotaBills
Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Time heals all wounds, unless you pick at them. - Shaun Alexander

Initiative is the privilege of picking yourself. - Seth Godin

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Go out hard. Pick it up in the middle and sprint at the end. - Browning Ross

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

At 79, if you drop something it just lies there. At 80, people pick it up for you. - Helen Van Slyke

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


Polar Bear Attack

Bottom Blast Car Wash

Air Meal

Starbucks Goes Extra Mile

Braided Mohawk

Just One More Glass

His First Hot Rod

Saskatchewan Roads

Pool Is Closed

Upended Water Buffalo

Do Not Touch Sign

Cold Beer

Grandma Safety

Partial Flight

Scenic View

Racewagon

Water Skier A-Head Of His Time

Owlympics Ice Skating

Shining Armor Knight

Smile For The Day

British Hairways

Cross Inspector

Morning Saving Time

Kangaroo On Ice