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Buddha Plane

Change of flight plans in China

Buddha Plane thanks to Keith Blake

Where Do You Think You Are Going?

Capturing an airplane's jet stream
Chinese airplane traffic controllers use divine intervention
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If you pick it, it won't heal. - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Time heals all wounds, unless you pick at them. - Shaun Alexander

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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