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British League of Pessimists

Joking on National No Smiling Day?

British League of Pessimists thanks to Jill Hamelin

Pessimism - a state of mind in which one anticipates undesirable outcomes, or believes that the hardships in life outweigh the good

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Never regret anything that made you smile. - Mark Twain

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The pessimist's epitaph: 'Just what I expected'. - Unknown

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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