British League of Pessimists

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Never regret anything that made you smile. - Mark Twain

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones