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British League of Pessimists

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British League of Pessimists thanks to Jill Hamelin

Pessimism - a state of mind in which one anticipates undesirable outcomes, or believes that the hardships in life outweigh the good

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Hardships make or break people. - Margaret Mitchell

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

The pessimist's epitaph: 'Just what I expected'. - Unknown

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else. - Winston Churchill

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny. - C S Lewis

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey


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