Bringing It Home

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner