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Bridge Out Of Service

Train safety that's up in the air

Bridge Out Of Service thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

Some train crossings make it difficult to bridge the gap

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I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

Flood: A river too big for its bridges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Words build bridges into unexplored regions. - Adolf Hitler

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. - Rick Pitino

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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