QuotaBillsMidnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Experts should be on tap but never on top. - Winston Churchill
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz