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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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