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Brazil Burger

Japanese restaurant sells 'Food For Thought' to Footie Fans

Brazil Burger thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Their hamburgers are un-ball-ievable

Companies line up for FIFA World Cup food sales

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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