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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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