Braided Horse Tail

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah