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Braided Horse Tail

Learning the mane points about horse braids

Braided Horse Tail thanks to Mike King

Plaiting a horse's tail makes an unpulled tail look neat

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Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

Rattlesnake: Tattle tail - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wagging Tail: A happy ending - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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