Braided Horse Tail

Rattlesnake: Tattle tail - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Wagging Tail: A happy ending - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com