Bonus Baby
From Planned Parenthood to Surprise Parenthood
Budgeting for two - affording twins
QuotaBillsBaby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
Cobra: Bra worn by Siamese twins. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro
I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds