Bonsai Fruit Tree
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QuotaBillsThe fruit of silence is tranquility. - Arabian Proverb
A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
Elderberry: Wisest fruit on the branch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin
Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay
Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond
The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown
Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle
Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett
If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln
Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer
Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx
It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown