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Boneless Inverted Pork

I wonder what they taste like when they're not inverted...

Boneless Inverted Pork thanks to Howard Chapman

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Without duty, life is soft and boneless. - Joseph Joubert

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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