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Boneless Chicken

The original boneless chicken breast didn't come from KFC

Boneless Chicken thanks to Barry McCartney

A simple way to serve boneless chicken - don't settle for anything but the original version!

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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Exact: What eggs do on stage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without duty, life is soft and boneless. - Joseph Joubert

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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