Boneless Chicken
The original boneless chicken breast didn't come from KFC
A simple way to serve boneless chicken - don't settle for anything but the original version!
QuotaBillsChicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Exact: What eggs do on stage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Without duty, life is soft and boneless. - Joseph Joubert
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal
I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields
It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde
We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash