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Boatload Interception
Canadians seeking higher pensions as illegal immigrants
Navy helps to assist Canadian seniors
The Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the coast of B.C. today. This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to, but away from Canada, towards Asia.
Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with White Canadians who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners.
The Navy is believed to have given them food, water and fuel, and assisted them on their journey. We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come. Remember - you have to be over 65!
Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with White Canadians who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners.
The Navy is believed to have given them food, water and fuel, and assisted them on their journey. We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come. Remember - you have to be over 65!
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Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
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All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields
The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell
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More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
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To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
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Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato
Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
All my available funds are completely tied up in ready cash. - WC Fields
The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe
While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato
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