Bird Smoker

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Everybody has an addiction, mine happens to be success. - Drake

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West