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I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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