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Mixing wheelbarrows and Motorcycles in the garden

Bike Barrow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Getting more mileage out of the old motorcycle

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

There are many spokes on the wheel of life. - Ray Charles

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe


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