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Mixing wheelbarrows and Motorcycles in the garden

Bike Barrow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Getting more mileage out of the old motorcycle

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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe


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