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Bike Barrow

Mixing wheelbarrows and Motorcycles in the garden

Bike Barrow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Getting more mileage out of the old motorcycle

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Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The wheel turns and turns and turns: it never stops and stands still. - Anita Desai

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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