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Bike Barrow

Mixing wheelbarrows and Motorcycles in the garden

Bike Barrow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Getting more mileage out of the old motorcycle

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Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have always hated machinery, and the only machine I ever understood was a wheelbarrow, and that but imperfectly. - Eric T. Bell

A major threshold is passed when you mature enough to acknowledge what drives you, and to take the wheel and steer it. - Andrew Stanton

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The misery which follows pleasure is the pleasure which follows misery. The pleasure and misery of mankind revolve like a wheel. - A Nagarjuna

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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