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Bike Barrow

Mixing wheelbarrows and Motorcycles in the garden

Bike Barrow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Getting more mileage out of the old motorcycle

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The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

There are many spokes on the wheel of life. - Ray Charles

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

The misery which follows pleasure is the pleasure which follows misery. The pleasure and misery of mankind revolve like a wheel. - A Nagarjuna

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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