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Bike Barrow

Mixing wheelbarrows and Motorcycles in the garden

Bike Barrow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Getting more mileage out of the old motorcycle

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Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

There are many spokes on the wheel of life. - Ray Charles

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

A major threshold is passed when you mature enough to acknowledge what drives you, and to take the wheel and steer it. - Andrew Stanton

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss


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