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Bike Barrow

Mixing wheelbarrows and Motorcycles in the garden

Bike Barrow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Getting more mileage out of the old motorcycle

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Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The misery which follows pleasure is the pleasure which follows misery. The pleasure and misery of mankind revolve like a wheel. - A Nagarjuna

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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