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Bike Barrow

Mixing wheelbarrows and Motorcycles in the garden

Bike Barrow thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Getting more mileage out of the old motorcycle

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The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I have always hated machinery, and the only machine I ever understood was a wheelbarrow, and that but imperfectly. - Eric T. Bell

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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