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Big Hands Baby

Growing up to his full potential a little too early

Big Hands Baby thanks to Heather Pulfer

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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