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Big Hands Baby

Growing up to his full potential a little too early

Big Hands Baby thanks to Heather Pulfer

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton


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