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Big Hands Baby

Growing up to his full potential a little too early

Big Hands Baby thanks to Heather Pulfer

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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