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Big Hands Baby

Growing up to his full potential a little too early

Big Hands Baby thanks to Heather Pulfer

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton


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