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Big Hands Baby

Growing up to his full potential a little too early

Big Hands Baby thanks to Heather Pulfer

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein


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