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Big Hands Baby

Growing up to his full potential a little too early

Big Hands Baby thanks to Heather Pulfer

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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