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Big Hands Baby

Growing up to his full potential a little too early

Big Hands Baby thanks to Heather Pulfer

Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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