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Growing up to his full potential a little too early

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Little Johnny was born a natural comedian

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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo


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