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Big Birthday Surprise

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. - Winnie the Pooh

The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon


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