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Tennis Umpire: Net prophet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

One of my favorite aspects of basketball is good passing. - James Carville

I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball. - LeBron James

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. - Shaquille O'Neal

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan


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