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Leap and the net will appear. - Zen Saying

Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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