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Leap and the net will appear. - John Burroughs

Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Basketball: Dribbling rivalry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

One of my favorite aspects of basketball is good passing. - James Carville

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball. - LeBron James

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. - Shaquille O'Neal

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan


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