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Fiddlesticks: Violin bows. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

I you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know. - Louis Armstrong

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician. - Kurt Vonnegut

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver


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