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Beware of Falling Rock Signs

Safety sign car-nage

Beware of Falling Rock Signs thanks to Greg Polovik

Protection against dangerous road signs

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon


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