Beware Of Dog

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Beware the tyranny of the minority. - Latin Proverb

That's what I call living large. - Donald Trump

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

I've been big ever since I was little. - William Perry

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me. - Robert Frost

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I think the only way I could make something fun and big is if I don't expect it to be. - Markus Persson

The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure. - Joseph Campbell

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater