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Beware Of Dog

Warning signs for dogs and backward dogs

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden

I like big bucks and I cannot lie. - Unknown

Beware the tyranny of the minority. - Latin Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. - Unknown

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive. - Ellen DeGeneres

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

If what you did yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today. - Elbert Hubbard

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I would rather be in the cycle where people are underestimating us. It gives us latitude to go out and make big bets that excite and amaze people. - Mark Zuckerberg

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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