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Beware Of Dog

Warning signs for dogs and backward dogs

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

It is the hour to rend thy chains, the blossom time of souls. - Katharine L Bates

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

The world is big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark. - John Muir

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

If you are too big to do the little things, you are too little to do big things. - Jentezen Franklin

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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