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Beware Of Dog

Warning signs for dogs and backward dogs

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Flood: A river too big for its bridges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? - Alan King

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. - Quentin Tarantino

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

Beware the danger signals that flag problems: silence, secretiveness, or sudden outburst. - Sylvia Porter

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I think the only way I could make something fun and big is if I don't expect it to be. - Markus Persson

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When ordinary people decide to step out and be part of something big, that's when they become extraordinary. - Brett Harris

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I would rather be in the cycle where people are underestimating us. It gives us latitude to go out and make big bets that excite and amaze people. - Mark Zuckerberg

People who don't take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. - Peter F Drucker


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