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Beware Of Dog

Warning signs for dogs and backward dogs

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Beware Of Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

How large an income is thrift. - Cicero

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Beware of no man more than of yourself; we carry our worst enemies within us. - Charles H Spurgeon

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

The world itself is but a large prison, out of which some are daily led to execution. - Sir Walter Raleigh

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Beware the danger signals that flag problems: silence, secretiveness, or sudden outburst. - Sylvia Porter

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

It isn't the big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal out of the little ones. - Jean Webster

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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