Berry Funny

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Frank Scully

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker