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Beluga Meal

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Beluga Meal thanks to Fran Coulter

The beluga whale (Delphinapterus Leucas) is a medium-size toothed white whale, shaped like a spindle, wider in the middle and tapering toward the ends

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The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

My clients are the whales and the seals. - Paul Watson

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe. - Edmund Burke

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. - Oliver Goldsmith

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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