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Beer Floating

Beer floating (Kaljakellunta in Finnish) is a Finnish summer event

Beer Floating thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Summer games begin in Finland

Beer floating (Kaljakellunta in Finnish) is a Finnish summer event, where participants float on the Kerava River (or Vantaa River) from Vantaa to a downstream riverside beach in Helsinki. Entrants use small rubber crafts while equipping nothing more than a paddle and loads of Beer.

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In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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