Beer floating (Kaljakellunta in Finnish) is a Finnish summer event, where participants float on the Kerava River (or Vantaa River) from Vantaa to a downstream riverside beach in Helsinki. Entrants use small rubber crafts while equipping nothing more than a paddle and loads of Beer.
QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
In summer, the song sings itself. - William C Williams
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet
The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx
America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde
For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown