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Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Honeymoon Sandwich: Just lettuce alone, with no dressing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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