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Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello


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