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Be With Friends thanks to Barry McCartney

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A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg


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