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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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