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Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

I have only two kinds of days: happy and hysterically happy. - Allen J Lefferdink

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If you do something for someone else, you are an ethical person. - Graham Forst

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Never get deeply in debt to someone who cried at the end of Scarface. - Robert Wieder

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster. - Jon Bon Jovi

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

If you don't need something, rather than hold onto it, give it to someone who does. - Joe Segal

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault.
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault. - Unknown

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. - Dan Rather

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde

Daily, constantly, we choose by our desires, our thoughts, and our actions whether we want to be blessed or cursed, happy or miserable. - Ezra T Benson


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