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At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

A champion is someone who gets up when he can't. - Jack Dempsey

Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them. - Unknown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Eating an artichoke is like getting to know someone really well. - Willi Hastings

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Never shed a tear for someone who isn't there to wipe them away. - Unknown

Never get deeply in debt to someone who cried at the end of Scarface. - Robert Wieder

A socialist is someone who has nothing and wants to divide it with you. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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