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Finding someone special who makes you happy

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Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Only someone who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible. - Unknown

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Plugthug: Someone who'd kill for access to recharging facilities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

If you don't need something, rather than hold onto it, give it to someone who does. - Joe Segal

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. - Sam Ewing

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same. - Anne Frank

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

A lot of people have gone further than they thought they could because someone else thought they could. - Zig Ziglar

Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

There is no more noble occupation in the world than to assist another human being—to help someone succeed. - Alan L McGinnis

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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