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Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Narcissist: someone better looking than you are. - Gore Vidal

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now. - Mort Sahl

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

Only someone who attempts the absurd can achieve the impossible. - Unknown

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Never get deeply in debt to someone who cried at the end of Scarface. - Robert Wieder

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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