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Finding someone special who makes you happy

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. - Booker T Washington

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving. - Nicholas Sparks

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

Never allow someone to be your priority while you're just their option. - Unknown

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Concern for someone else was a good remedy for taking the mind off one's own troubles. - Elizabeth Aston

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

A lot of people have gone further than they thought they could because someone else thought they could. - Zig Ziglar

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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