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Finding someone special who makes you happy

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Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

Song Writer: Someone who was calm and composed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Expert: Someone who brings confusion to simplicity. - Gregory Nunn

Musician: Someone who makes a living by playing around - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Leave something for someone but don't leave someone for something. - Enid Blyton

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

There will always be someone who doesn't see your worth. Don't let it be you. - Unknown

It's a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you're hurt. - Tom Gates

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not. - Dr. Seuss

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. - Dan Rather

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

When you're an actor, you do a lot of the same kind of thing. It's great when someone gets you to do something that's a little surprising. - Christopher Walken


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