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Finding someone special who makes you happy

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If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are. - Gore Vidal

Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them. - Unknown

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. - Arnold Glasgow

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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