Be Someone

Never be too big to look up to someone. - Unknown

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Frankly, I don't mind not being President. I just mind that someone else is. - Edward Kennedy

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone. - Coco Chanel

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow to do it. - Artemus Ward

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Ramnification: 1. To make someone feel sheepish; 2. What made Mary have a little lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

If someone tells you, 'You can't', they're showing you their limits. Not yours! - Dwayne Johnson

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

If you have to explain to someone you're famous, then you're technically not that famous. - David Spade

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? - George Carlin

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? - George Carlin

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford